#3 A Breath Taking View

The sunlight reflects off the water to give it a glistening glow. The smell of pine needles and fresh air overwhelm my senses. Dipping my feet into the water, a feeling of relief sweeps over me. I lay back on the sand and feel the smooth surface run away from me. The sand forms around my body like a pair of jeans, hugging every curve. The mountains stand as high as the soaring birds. Towering over the landscape, they are able to witness ultimate beauty. The pallet of blues and greens blend together, creating the calmest of waters. A small breeze blows across the waves. The aroma of fresh air is so crisp, I feel as if I can almost taste it. Wind tangles my hair as the sounds of wildlife grow louder. Salmon spring from water that looks as clear as glass, and make their way upstream. Leaves rustle behind me as a moose wanders its way through the forest, oblivious to the serenity that surrounds him. Closing my eyes and taking in a deep breath, I realize how simple it is to find peace in the world.

#2 Go Green!

Wow. You kids must have nothing better to do then to make "anti" fan pages about celebrities; why don't you save a tree or something? If you would have seen my new movie, the 11th hour, you would know that global warming is greatly increasing and you can learn of new ways to help prevent this. Instead you spend your free time criticizing my looks (which I know I am hot) and my career. Lets see you make over 10 million dollars in a year. I can buy anything that I want, but of course its all environmental friendly and fits into my go green campaign. A hybrid car? Got it. New solar panels for my house? Got it. A compost pile? Got it. A 3,000 dollar toilet? Got it. Acting takes talent, and if you think I am such a horrible actor, try and explain the countless number of Oscars I have been nominated for. Being famous isn't easy, it takes a lot of energy all day and everyday. By the way, solar power all the way! In your little "web page" you talk about how I am always club hopping and dating models. Maybe you are just jealous because the girl that sits next to you in biology wont even acknowledge that you exist. So I'm sorry that it offends you that in my free time I enjoying going to the clubs or dating models, but who wouldn't want a hot babe on their arm? You can say I'm ugly, or I look girly, but hate to break it to ya, that won't make you any cuter. Plus, all my hair product is Eco friendly and not tested on animals, so why wouldn't I take the extra minute to look even better? What I really don't understand is if you hate me so much, why waste your time finding stuff out about my life and typing it into a web page? You really have too much free time on your hands and need to learn the importance of recycling.




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#1 Hippies

Audience: Republicans
The colors and swirls of the outfits are only there to distract you from their messed up perception of the way they think the world should work. They think that by holding a peace sign and avoiding any type of conflict, that this can make the world a better place. They lack any type of work ethic and believe they can get by in life by "going with the flow" or "taking' it easy." They are known to be unreliable and unpredictable when it comes to any situation in life. This can dramatically effect the economy and produce and unproductive society. Some people may think oh its just a stage that teens go through. However, as you can see in this picture, this stage can go on for many years. These elderly people should not be partying on a camping trip, they should be at home playing with their grandchildren. Hippies, beat necks, or whatever you prefer to call them need to finally realize that not all aspects of life are peaceful and sometimes someone needs to take charge in order to make something happen.

Audience: Peers
I don't understand what anyone has against hippies. Just because someone doesn't want to be a business man working ten hour days doesn't mean there is anything wrong with them. They just want to live a relaxing life, free of schedules or "to do" lists. I can't see the harm in living life day by day with out much planning. Life is spontaneous, and when society tries to plan it all out, the meaning becomes distorted and pointless. People say that hippies are bums and do not contribute anything to the public. This is not true at all. Hippies are very artistic and bring culture to society. People under estimate hippies contribution to the world - they show us to stop and smell the roses. Not every hippie is a burn out on drugs, but can offer a new perspective to our overworked and overtired culture.