Wednesday, October 22, 2008

#4 I want that


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2 comments:

i like turtles :) said...

I love your rocket shoes, i want them! The only thing is that it seems fast for kids very dangerous and a helmet isnt going to help much so do it include a safety pads or something?

Deck said...

So once these things are on the market, I expect no one will be late for my class. I'd buy them.